Text 26 Jul 805 notes

brilliantly-ill:

*logs on tumblr*
aW SHI-
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Video 25 Jul

I did it

Text 25 Jul 1 note

There’s been a slim Jim in the break room for three days now and I want to eat it

Photo 25 Jul 1 note Taking a break but all I wanna do is pet puppies

Taking a break but all I wanna do is pet puppies

Video 25 Jul

Put on a little makeup for the first time in months sooooo SELFIIIIIES

Text 25 Jul 87,278 notes

girlchub:

currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute

Text 25 Jul 81,457 notes

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

Chat 25 Jul 186,949 notes
  • friend: you speak french?
  • me: yeah
  • friend: say something in french!
  • me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
Video 25 Jul 221,360 notes

seselapod:

mediaplay:

cliterallysame:

OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO

I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO

well if they werent dead before theyre dead now bc u kno that driver got out of their car and killed them both

(Source: literallysame)

via glory.
Text 25 Jul 228,454 notes

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)


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