I did it
There’s been a slim Jim in the break room for three days now and I want to eat it
Taking a break but all I wanna do is pet puppies
Put on a little makeup for the first time in months sooooo SELFIIIIIES
currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute
the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
- friend: you speak french?
- me: yeah
- friend: say something in french!
- me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO
I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO
well if they werent dead before theyre dead now bc u kno that driver got out of their car and killed them both
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay